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FUCKIN SCHOOOOOOL!!!! [02 Sep 2004|09:01pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Bob Marley {So Much Things To Say} ]

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS!! SCHOOL IS BACK! I fuckin hate school. god. if you like school i got somethin to say to you. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" just playin folks. but for real why does school have to be so soon? even another week or two would have been nice. i mean damn people. school really sucks. i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, your gay, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it,your gay, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, your gay, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it. whew. fell good now. okay feels better now. ENJOI YOUR SCHOOL YEAR FUCKERS! haha...

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YEAH [05 Jul 2004|06:14pm]
How to make a Brendan Booth
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

1 part courage

1 part leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


Fourth of July was awesome in seattle. the fireworks kicked ass and i met some foreign chick who was only gonna be here for like two months more. we got to know each other and then.... uhh.... after the fireworks me and my cousins went up to the office where their dad works and slept on the floor. it sucked... i woke up and almost fell off the fricken dock cuz i was so damn tired. went down to the boat and hung off the back with my feet in the water reading a mad magazine as all these sea planes flew off and went somewhere. sea planes are cool. and then i drove home in the bug. listening to bob marley.. {yeah!} and all in all i had a nice weekend. much love to all.
_brendan_
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Not the usual me... [02 Jul 2004|12:48am]
[ mood | grateful ]
[ music | EMINEM -Marshall Mathers- ]

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much, re-post this.

This is deep...really deep.

BRENDAN LOVES EVERYONE! just to let you know.

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IF BOREDOM COULD KILL... [27 Jun 2004|11:31pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | KoRn -Right Now- ]

well...my summer. Cat visits. Cat leaves. good times hangin with cat and everyone. BUT, two other friends leave for like a month. Ashly and Chelsea are gone for like a month. so, only person in dupont is steve. nothin against steve. im not talkin shit just making a statement. so, my dad and my brother are also gone from this country for eleven days. I'm stuck here for eleven days with my mom. pretty cool considering she wants to do stuff like, buy stuff, at no cost to me, for me. she turns to shopping for comfort i think. so ...i reap the crops of her shoppingness.....don't know if that is a word but...ok. so yeah....bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...bored as fuck...well... now ima make some funnies.

"THE WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT FINAL Question 1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a) 250 board feet. b) 500 board feet. c) 1,000 board feet."

"If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?"

"In the stadiums of ancient Rome, the most feared trial was the rub-your-stomach-and-pat-your-head-at-the-same-time event."

"Now watch your step, Osborne... The Squiggly Line people have an inherent distrust for all smoothliners."

"The Sandwich Mafia sends Louis to 'sleep with the fourth graders.'"

"The party was going along splendidly---and then Morty opened the door to the wolverine pen."

"It's a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies."

"CLASSIC CONVERSATION STOPPERS--- *'Contagious? Contagious?' i asked the doctor. 'Really contagious,' he tells me.* *So that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication!...HOMOCIDAL TENDENCIES BE DAMNED!* *Your sitting in it now.*

"Well...yes...that's the downside Fluffy. When we kill her, the pampering will end."

"Ironically, Barnum's and Bailey's respective kids--Sid and Marty--both ran away one night o join corporate America."

yeah.....i'm goin to bed now....goddnight everybody. and may boredom kill.
If anyone thiinks these are funny, please let me know, i need a boost man.

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the sun sucks ass [22 Jun 2004|09:59pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | Bob Marley & The Wailers -Is This Love- ]

well today i woke up around ten...turned on the tv, and layed there till 1 o clock. doza and shenkel came over, we played catch for a while. then...the horrible sun. we layed in my back yard right. a leaf fell on harvey and me and josh were like "we gotta do that thing!" and we knew what we were talkin about. so we each got a leaf, maple it kinda looked like a weed leaf, and placed it somewhere on ourselves. we then glued them on after a while cuz they kept fallin off. so we just talked for like two hours and made fun of my little brother and stuff. (i.e. "hey morgan, i have a friend, and his little brother is gay. my friends name is brendan.)(i.e. "hey guys I was at my friends house and...morgan's gay.) i felt kinda bad, but he knows we were just messin around. anyways, so then we were like, "man we should go swimming!" so we got on some bikes and rode all the way over to the apartments in NW Landing, we swam for a while. Then this lady with a baby came in the water and was yellin at us saying, "Can you please not splash while the baby is in the water!" we said sure, sorry about that. very politely too. then after a while one of the ladies friends told the owner of the pool that we weren't allowed to be there. which was true because the pool was for apartment residents only. then we got kicked out. so pissed off and hot, we went home. layed in the sun for a while longer, ordered pizza. after a while i realized my flesh was literally on fire. so i was like "fuck this i'm puttin some clothes on." and my "weed" leaf appeared on my stomach... then we went to blockbuster and rented "how high." a great movie by the way. then harvey and josh had to go so they left. i cleaned up the house. now im here...but its cool...hah...yea... so... tonight is gonna be impossible to sleep. but hey... im just thinking, this burn will become a hella dark tan in about a week. keeps my spirits high. man i'm gay. haha. just joking. seriously just joking.

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summer times [19 Jun 2004|12:54pm]
hey everyone, well, it's is officially the first weekend of the summer. saturday is here. it is hella fuckin hot. uhh.....i just finished putting together a bunch of gay play toys for the kids in about 70 degree weather. most of the tools and parts of the toys, might i add, were jet black. so naturally, fuckin hot! anyways, yeah, this summer is "all encompassingly" gonna kick ass. haha bob you know whats up...right back there... yeah.... later everybody.
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Hello [29 May 2004|01:32am]
I am brendan Hey
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